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  • bellaateyourmother:

    this is the cutest fucking thing ever 

    PB and Marcelin are cuties ^^

    (Source: iwannakissallama, via friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman)

  • ustayclassy:

    My masterpiece of a tweet

    (via waluiqi)

  • hate:





    never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

    its happening

    even better

    the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

    and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

    i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

    i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

    (via kingofhelloboys)

  • siezure:


    I take this to mean that since I reblogged, I am now immortal. 

    TO WAR

    We ride at dawn!

    (Source: ohellocaptain, via kingofhelloboys)

  • t0xic-wallflower:

    the reason i watch so many tv shows is because i’d rather worry about all the characters’ problems than my own

    (Source: destiellourry, via princesconsuela)